Stay tuned for more cartoons on the graduate school saga.
on the basis that they don’t make any sense or something.
You may notice a higher volume than usual of Diamondback cartoons by my fine self. This is true. Apparently all the other cartoonists are broken. I am taking advantage of this fact by making lots of “bro” puns.
Also you may think that the “riots” on Wednesday night in College Park were a celebration over the Terps finally beating Duke, but actually it was a preemptive riot for accessible education, in conjunction with other March 4th Day of Action events. Why doesn’t the mainstream media report these things? Fox News Conspiracy!
OUT OF THE STADIUMS INTO THE STREETS.
Today, an anonymous Diamondback internet commenter called me a hippie.
boo/hiss back atcha, sparky!
p.s. Just a reminder, Evan Greer and Geppetta are playing at UMD today at 6 pm in the Baltimore Room of Stamp Student Union, and at 8 pm we're having an open mic featuring Alexa Gray, Sohayl Vafai and Liz & the Lost Boys, in the basement of Dorchester Hall. So much fun in one evening!
For some context, basically the University is claiming to be putting their all into this brand new Diversity Strategic Plan, which is largely bullshit, and behind the scenes they are pulling shit like firing the Associate Provost of Diversity and Equity, while continuing to slowly shave the funding off of programs in the humanities. Also they just paid $250,000 to “rebrand” the University with the new slogan “Unstoppable Starts Here,” which is universally regarded as the dumbest slogan ever.
I should have a new comic soon…