Tag Archives: editorial cartoons

I made this cartoon in like 3 minutes…

28 Apr

After my editor called and told me my original toon had been rejected by the higher-ups for the appearance of intra-newspaper dueling. Damn higher ups.

You can kind of tell that I taped that shit together in warp speed. But really, what the hell does “fiduciary duty” mean and why can’t I find a job?

Here’s a photo of the original toon:

Which is a response to one of the most idiotic letters to the editor ever written, probably. Maybe.

“In the second panel, the woman says, “Yea!” So it wasn’t against her will. The column also says that the male in the cartoon “crams the heel of the boot up the woman’s skirt with such force that she is thrown spread-eagled off her feet, flying higher than the man’s head.” The only reason it was drawn that way is because that is the only way I could accurately depict the whole country of Italy going into her.”
~Joe “I’m an idiot” Welkie

❤ j.bee

Two Diamondback Cartoons

23 Apr

From April 22nd and April 23rd.


well, that’s an endorsement.

14 Apr

An endorsement of sweet sweet DIY multitools. It’s like an activism spork.

❤ j.bee, who is both obtuse and hamfisted.

thanks anonymous diamondback internet commenters! you always brighten my day.

Palestinian Solidarity Week.

13 Apr

My favorite part of this job, as always, is the anonymous internet commenters. Also, this week is Palestinian Solidarity Week at the University of Maryland! Make sure you check out the sweet events Students for Justice in Palestine and allies put together.


Just a quick comment

9 Apr

on how Massey and Gov. Joe Manchin and the whole coal industry are full of shit.

Also, Criminal Queers the film is going to be screened at the University of Maryland tonight, with a talk-back with directors Chris Vargas and Eric Stanley. The film is at 7 pm in the Hoff Theater, which is on the ground floor of Stamp Student Union. The event is free and open to the public, and UMD is accessible by metro (green line towards Greenbelt!) and free shuttle.

Hope to see you there!

My first attempt at a flow chart.

6 Apr

Turned out pretty well, I think.

❤ j.bee

p.s. thanks to the facebook-er who posted the link to this xkcd explanation of flowcharts. my personal inspiration, as always, was the flowchart my BFF made in like tenth grade to help determine whether or not we were going to get scabies.

Diamondback cartoon and stuff

3 Apr

Here’s one of those 10-minutes before deadline toons. It prompted the anonymous reader comment “you’re an idiot” so I must be doing something right!

Also, it’s Pride Month at the University of Maryland! My face is on the poster! Whoah!

❤ j.bee

p.s. anonymous reader-commenter on the internet, you ain't got nothin' on these gems: